What Kills You Print E-mail
Written by JokeMaster   
Monday, 24 August 2009 01:10

The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

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